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Snake Mountain EP

by King Keldor + Disjointed

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Mango Jones
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Mango Jones The tag team from hell delivers an album only fit to accompany the most nightmarish of anti-heroes, King Keldor. Disjointed pulls us in with diverse and unique production, and we stay for Sin7ven's arsenal of tongue twisting, violent imagery to keep pace with anything the two decide to throw at us. Favorite track: It Had To Be Snakes.
Rhokeheart
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Rhokeheart A really good Hip-hop duo, the flow of King Keldor along with the smooth beats of Disjointed create a bad ass hip hop sound! And obviously the He-Man references are awesome! Favorite track: FOOLS!.
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Warlock 00:48
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[Verse 1] Invoking hailstorms Spellswording hellspawn, King Keldor, (right?) big up Mordor and Melkor Capture opponents, torture their frail forms All the rats and the rodents will forfeit or else, war You hear that, Eternia? The serpents will murder ya, burning virgins and raping churches turning the furniture Upside down, you know what's hot right now? Surfing a tide of blood, a cyber cop can suck my sound Inner thighs intertwined Evil in Evil-Lyn's needle eye, I'll do a number on her with a 9 Get a spine, if only for the sole reason Of cold creeping between shoulders when I rhyme, it's dinner time Rappers in a bind on my track like tied up damsels Quite a handful to try untangle them tied up ankles Snake Mountain, aligning with bands of violent vandals Who cypher inside abandoned asylums in light of candles [Verse 2] The skeletal sorcerer, born to torment ya Forming a horde of corpses, orcs, gorgons and scorching the Realm, Lord of the Hells, as foretold by the elves I broke out my cell and according to formula spelled Doom for forces of light ... Returned home at my well of power, soon absorbing its might Hubris orbited by Lucifer's horrific pride - and to swallow it I'd have to use a fork and a knife The instant I bust turn kingdoms to dust And burnt cinder that gusts of wind will adjust So - any protagonists can go and blow a bag of dicks I'm at your projects making sure there won't be no Lazarus King Keldor, master of everything Colder than caskets the half wits get buried in Past tense, outrageous so patience is very thin The fabled sadist, heinous Samaritan [Verse 3] This is no happy land Cartoonish Shaggy sham, it's harpoons at Daffy, hard booms and baggy pants Tacky, I don't give a aggy damn Crackie, ransack for Krabby Patties with bizarre tunes and wacky fans Like all five of them Commander of cybermen, you sleep with the fishes, I swam with Leviathan Dance in the viper's den Sticking up lemonade stands for citrus and make grands, lamping in private then When I get found out Make my escape by floating on a cozy SoundCloud approaching downtown Arose from my grave So when I slay, leave a rose from my grave at the toes of my prey Speaker of the Black Hand Released from my concealed prison of snow and steel from deep within the lap lands A demon with rap hands, purple and gold Clap handsome, tap dancing when I'm burning the globe
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FOOLS! 02:58
[Hook] Look fools and - flimsy flee bags Appease me, the king keeps his feet stacked On all these tables, cuz I'm able to One word is a thousand years in dungeon Looking at me weird is in the hundreds Merely, there's a reason fools fear me [Verse 1] You've failed me for the last Brats, I'm cutting your past time in half, try to sass Whine, and you won't rise in ranks Getting a private dance from the devil in confining pants While I run this gang with an iron hand And what I get? A bunch of high demands And cries for extra weekends, less defeats and Pesky pretense, you're blessed I even Take the time to hang Insane asylum jams, lines tight as Tyson's title jabs Don't try my patience From the ivory spires to the icy cryo chambers Most dreadful Show respect fool, coldest head cool as open freezers and Look at Evil-Lyn No glass ceiling in here, if you feel sleepy, there's Redbull [Hook] [Verse 2] Consider this You bumbling idiots, how come you didn't get my one legitimate Instruction right, to capture the heroes Spat near your earlobes but you actually fucked up like Everything you fleshy flimsy decrepit thing I'll step and break your leather wings and Get the screams to resonate Through every empty creek and crevice ever made Sympathize with Voldemort Like, of course it's not easy being an evil overlord Sometimes I want the simple life of burning things with my mind To a molten core Like - hello, I’m bored, foiled again By killjoys adventuring boys and them I'm pin pointing em, print and pin pictures Slip freudian, poison pen prick ya's [Hook] [Verse 3] I ought to fire you all Retire and call the fire department via alarm Slack off and I'll smack y'all flying like dolls With Trap Jaw's bionic arm Maniacal, fuddy duddy fools Running with soggy shoes from duels dudes'd prolly lose Unless they got lucky too fucking many times
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Not Nice 01:10
[Verse] Tales in slang language I face palm and raise arms like the pale man from Pan’s Labyrinth Vanquish, new intruders I see Who consume of my feast, soon I’ll chew on their meat Thieves, keep away, for evil’s sake Invoke cerebral pains when I blow a hurricane In your airhead - blurry brain, you’ve sealed your fate But I prefer a chase, so please escape Biters, I bite harder The hide armor and teeth swords like Arthur’s divine carver From a fairy tale With an unnecessarily heavy, scary moral lesson veil Grimm, just for laughs Bust my raps in a dusty cabin as I brandish a rusty axe Shia LaBeouf, really bored, yes Build a fortress from my writer’s blocks
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Ninjor 02:10
[Verse 1] Shadow dancer I go to war with a shogun's sword sheathed in a classic scabbard Hail from a clan of arrow catching Fast assassins passing traps in narrow dashes Crafty shinobi Outclassing a grandmaster at shogi Homie, I vanish from sight in the black of the night Carrying daggers and knives so be On your guard, give me something sharp I'll take on 8 armed samurai with a bottle shard Grey skies in the noon When I'm silently sliding inside of your room Flow like the dam break A low life, Battousai the Manslayer in hiding for doom Slice em in 2, blade shine like it's new In the light of the moon rays, fighting kitsune [Verse 2] It’s doomsday, award winning sword swinging Deformed villain who stores victims in crude ways As room mates Evict em and kick them in ditches or dip them in blue lakes I mutate, expose my true face Asshole, cause fiasco, Lupe Tetsuo, Ghost, get through your roast Lukewarm, fuck coupons to pseudo shows You’re all Naruto quotes and wimpy Shinji, drink bleach, please (do it) So fluent, I tailor bars Untouched as tofu produces near trailer parks Razor sharp, brow raising Cut a bagel mid air straight apart, wow, amazing! The cowled vagrant See a mark in the air where my target and sound waves been
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[Verse 1] He’s a hero fit for a mighty one, gripping a mic +1 Equipped with the righteous wand of Slick Ricky, righting wrongs Writing songs with a pen of fire enchantment Flirting with death, firmly deny her advances Through each dungeon floor, ,the adventurer has come to brawl A hundred orcs, and an undead horde He swung his sword, confronted the zombie swarms Spelunking more, plunging onwards on a bungee cord To the deepest levels, until he sense an evil presence Sensories is deafened, unsheathes his weapons In seek of means of defense Seizes breathing when he sees the deepening ends Of the caverns several turns He’s ready, worked up a sweat in getting to the sepulcher Now the door to the final room is facing him Inside is the heinous king of many words [Verse 2] Getting panicky looking back at the strategy For the battle he had imagined weeks In advance, plans for defeating the man Evil and damned enough for even the reaper to pass He’s in a bad place but braves up And takes the serpent shaped key to the door’s snake lock It sounds a click as it moves around and shifts To the room the king waits in on a mound of bricks And a crown of jewels, taken from a thousand duels Sits on his brow as he announces rules Of the combat, moving his tongue back And forth ridiculing the fool in the dunce cap Who dares to challenge his rule The hero stares and staggers to the back of the room Then dashes and soon is in reach, when he Attacks, he seeks any weakness, so please roll a d20

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An odd journey into the dark, yet fantastical lands of King Keldor.

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released January 28, 2015

Raps by King Keldor (AKA Sin7ven.) Beats and mixing + mastering by Disjointed.

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