[Sin7ven - Verse 1]
I hobble in the game store looking like a lord
That woke up in the morning and then couldn’t find his sword
Hopped into a mean siege machine on a friday night
His minions ride or die, no need fight or flight
The type to not knock and switchblade the windows
You act like I’m not watching which way the wind blows
I make the metagame dance like a marionette
And say hi to Dave he’s my favorite - What’s up?
[Sin7ven - Verse 2]
He greets me back and pulls a booster pack from a box
Dude is that - Oh my gosh, that’s so hard to come across
Those are sold out on like every single webstore
Trying to hold my horses like fettering a centaur
Giddyup, I cop a couple ones under the counter
And open one, I feel my heart thump, thundering louder
Huddled over the new boosters I’m coveting for
I need em, I want em, I’ll use them to bloody the store
My eyes are pierced by a glorious glow of oil
Aurora borealis of euphoria explodes in foil
And for a moment all my foibles and woes
Wiped away, night to day, I’m in vocal repose
I tried to say, thank you TCG gods for this dark gift
But what came out was just me muttering like I’m retarded
I spot a suitable labrat to victimize
Walk up to his table, start shuffling with shifty eyes
[Disjointed - Verse 2]
Peak my hand, winning mystique and stance
A bomb threat calm collected free victory dance
Top deck champ, God’s left hand man
Ya’ll dogs in a fuckin dog pen, tan man
Assessing the battlefield, oh my what a misplay
This guy with these cards it’s a big shame, bye to his name
My minotaur and vintage Prince James
Smite his creatures and observe the cinder and flame
On a roll like a fuckin cannon ball
Smashing down his castle walls, im an animal
Lord, call your local physician for some Adderall
Pause, stroke beard, look puzzled before I battle, brawl
I’m so entangled in war and bloodshed
Hang low star monsters by collars to gut them
An army of undead approach with spears of tungsten
I put my deck in the top bunk of my bunk bed
[Disjointed - Verse 3]
No kidding this kid doesn’t know shit, I feel villainous
Killing his minions, it’s so innocent
Flip summon a ghoul dog, bark bark
Pussy duelists get chewed on, chomp the card art
[Sin7ven - Verse 4]
It’s clear he’s shook by my masterful cunning and wit
Know every shuffling trick in the book, I summon a lich
To feed your ghoulie, makes me sick to lead on newbies
And then crush em in the end game, will I do it? Absolutely
[Disjointed - Verse 5]
His mannerisms and attitude aren’t awfully sharp too
I think he should stop watching cartoons
Battle his priestess, like i predicted; heals her
Thinking he’s Yugi Moto but he’s more akin to Joey Wheeler
[Sin7ven - Verse 6]
The way he holds up his shoulders has changed
I chuckle to let him know I’m in control of the game
I’ll stall til I can call upon The Altar of Sinister Stars
He’ll be privileged to see my ultimate finisher card, witness!
[Disjointed - Verse 7]
You’ve activated my trap card, Silly boy
Attach your finisher with a fat bard
The effect allows a draw for the summoning cost
1,2,3,4,5, aaaaaaaaand—you lost
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